Iced Slatez — The mousepad with a cold reset built in

THE PRODUCT

Two sides. Two jobs.

Most desk gear does one thing. Iced Slatez is built for the whole session — the grind, the sweat, and the moments nobody streams.

Matte black control side of the Iced Slatez pad

SIDE ONE — THE SLATE

A control surface you stop thinking about

Matte-black micro-textured weave, tuned for consistent glide and stopping power edge-to-edge.

Low-friction consistency across the full surface
Stitched anti-fray edges
Full non-slip base — plant it once, it stays

The bright yellow cooling side of Iced Slatez

SIDE TWO — THE RESET

The cold reset, within arm's reach

A ruthless-yellow cooling side designed to hit your skin cold and snap you back — a physical reset within arm's reach when the moment gets heavy.

Goal: dry cooling on contact — no water, no fridge, no gel
Doubles as a sweat wipe for hands and face mid-session
Final materials in development — tested before anything ships

Concept imagery generated with AI. Real product photography at launch.

WHY COLD

A cold hit to the face is one of the oldest resets there is.

Therapists teach the cold-water technique — part of the "TIP" skills in dialectical behavior therapy — to interrupt panic and spiraling thoughts. Late nights at a desk are where a lot of those spirals happen. The idea behind Iced Slatez is to put that reset within arm's reach.

Iced Slatez is not a medical device or a treatment for any condition. If you're struggling or in crisis right now, call or text 988 (Suicide & Crisis Lifeline, US) — free, confidential, 24/7. Outside the US, findahelpline.com lists local lines.

A person pressing the cooling side to their face for a reset

THE IMPACT

Every pad does more than sit on a desk.

0 meals

funded with every founder pad

We donate $5 per founder pad to Feeding America — about 50 meals. At public launch that doubles to $10 / 100 meals per pad.

meals — our first goal

What the first 1,000 founder pads would fund. A number we'll publish openly as it grows.

of profits to prevention

Five percent of profits go to suicide prevention, including supporters of 988 and the AFSP.

Independent charitable commitments by Iced Slatez. Not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by Feeding America, Tony Robbins, the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention, or the 988 Lifeline. Inspired by Tony Robbins' 1 Billion Meals Challenge. Donation totals published openly after launch.

THE REAL GOAL

Here's the deal: I don't know yet if I can build this well, or what it'll cost. What I do know is I won't spend real money finding out until I know people actually want it.

If 500 of you join this list, that's my sign. I'll go get real manufacturing quotes and do everything I can to make it real. Every signup moves this number. No pressure, no payment — just tell me if this is worth building.

0 joined goal: 500

Real count, updated live. Not a store — just proof.

THE FOUNDER OFFER

What waitlist founders get.

✓ Iced Slatez dual-sided pad — control surface + cold reset $79 value
✓ Founder pricing locked at $49 before public launch save $30
✓ First-run priority — founders ship before anyone else included
✓ 50 meals funded + suicide prevention support with your pad included
✓ 60-day guarantee at launch — if it doesn't earn its spot, full refund included

$79$49 for the waitlist only

Founder pricing ends the day Iced Slatez opens to the public. After that, it's $79. Joining the list costs nothing and commits you to nothing.

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QUESTIONS

Straight answers.

What does joining the waitlist cost?

Nothing. An email address. It locks founder pricing ($49 instead of $79) and gets you first-run priority. You can leave the list anytime and you're never obligated to buy.

When does Iced Slatez ship? Is it guaranteed?

Honest answer: not guaranteed yet. This waitlist is how we find out if enough people want it to justify building it. If the demand's there, we prototype, test, and manufacture — and the waitlist hears real dates first. We won't take a dollar from anyone until the product is real, tested, and ready. If we can't make it great, we won't ship it.

How does the cooling side actually work?

That's the exact part we're prototyping right now. The goal is a dry cooling side that hits cold the moment it touches your skin — no water, no fridge, no gel. We won't lock the claim until a real sample proves it, and the waitlist will get honest updates as we test.

Is this a mental health product?

No. Iced Slatez is a desk pad with a cooling side. The cold-face reset is a real, widely taught grounding technique, but Iced Slatez is not a medical device and doesn't treat any condition. If you're struggling, call or text 988 (US) — free, confidential, 24/7.

Are you affiliated with Feeding America, Tony Robbins, or AFSP?

No. We donate to those causes as an independent commitment — $5 (about 50 meals) per founder pad, stepping up to $10 (about 100 meals) at launch, to Feeding America, plus 5% of profits to suicide prevention. We claim no partnership or endorsement, and we'll publish donation totals openly after launch.

What happens with my email?

It's stored in a private, encrypted datastore and used for launch updates only. No selling, no sharing, no spam. Every email we send has a one-click unsubscribe.

One side is a precision mousepad. The other side is a bucket of ice water.