Iced Slate is a dual-sided desk pad. Flip side up: a pro-grade control surface. Flip side down: a cooling cloth engineered to feel like ice-cold water hitting your face — wipes the sweat mid-game, and resets your head when the moment gets heavier than it should. Matte black on top, ruthless yellow underneath — flip it when it gets heavy.
Founder price: $39 $59 at public launch
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THE PRODUCT
Most desk gear does one thing. Iced Slate was built for the whole session — the grind, the sweat, and the moments nobody streams.
Matte-black micro-textured weave, tuned for consistent glide and stopping power edge-to-edge.
A ruthless-yellow evaporative cooling face. Wet it, wring it, press it to your skin — it holds a shock of cold that feels like three buckets of ice water.
First-run specifications are finalized with waitlist feedback before manufacturing. What ships is what the founders helped choose.
WHY COLD
Cold against your face triggers the mammalian dive reflex — heart rate drops, your nervous system downshifts. It's why therapists teach the cold-water technique (part of the "TIP" skills in dialectical behavior therapy) to interrupt panic and spiraling thoughts. Late nights at a desk are where a lot of those spirals happen. We put the reset within arm's reach.
Iced Slate is not a medical device or a treatment for any condition. If you're struggling or in crisis right now, call or text 988 (Suicide & Crisis Lifeline, US) — free, confidential, 24/7. Outside the US, findahelpline.com lists local lines.
THE MISSION
For each Iced Slate sold, we donate to Feeding America — enough to help provide 10 meals to people facing hunger, based on their published donation impact. Inspired by Tony Robbins' 1 Billion Meals Challenge.
Five percent of Iced Slate's profits go to suicide prevention organizations, including supporters of the 988 Lifeline and the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention.
These are charitable commitments made by Iced Slate. We are not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by Feeding America, Tony Robbins, the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention, or the 988 Lifeline. Donation totals will be published openly after launch.
THE FOUNDER OFFER
$59$39 — for the waitlist only
Founder pricing ends the day Iced Slate opens to the public. After that, it's $59. Joining the list costs nothing and commits you to nothing.
QUESTIONS
Nothing. An email address. It locks founder pricing ($39 instead of $59) and gets you first-run priority. You can leave the list anytime and you're never obligated to buy.
The first production run is finalized with waitlist feedback — founders vote on the final specs before we manufacture. The waitlist hears real dates first, and we won't take a dollar from anyone until the product is real and ready.
It's an evaporative cooling fabric: soak it, wring it out, and evaporation pulls heat off your skin fast — a genuine cold shock against your face, no fridge or gel packs needed. It doubles as a sweat wipe for hands and face during long sessions.
No. Iced Slate is a desk pad with a cooling cloth. The cold-face reset is a real, widely taught grounding technique, but Iced Slate is not a medical device and doesn't treat any condition. If you're struggling, call or text 988 (US) — free, confidential, 24/7.
No. We donate to those causes as an independent commitment — 10 meals' worth per pad to Feeding America and 5% of profits to suicide prevention. We claim no partnership or endorsement, and we'll publish donation totals openly after launch.
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